Tuesday, August 15, 2006

A quiet and relaxing trip to Ogunquit...NOT!

After Mark went to Newport to visit Mrs. Astor's sister, the Countess duBarry, and attend one of her legendary tailgate parties at the polo match, we were off to Mr. Brian's old stomping grounds, Ogunquit, ME. Mark, duBarry, and I stopped at Jackie's Too in Perkins Cove to get the obligatory lobstah rolls. Of course, Mrs. Astor was just missing us all too much and had to call during lunch to talk to us. Brian and B joined us and we started our relaxing trip to the peaceful coast of Maine.

We began at the Front Porch to catch Khris Francis' fabulous comedy show. Khris gets the audience involved and soon everyone knew that The Countess Bedelia was there with her entourage. DuBarry was laughing so hard, I thought for sure she would have a seizure. Mark and Brian, those very bad boys, have enough pictures of Bedelia to blackmail me for life! Somehow time flies when you are having fun and next thing we knew the second show started. Much alcohol was consumed and I think some food was thrown in there somewhere.

Next we proceeded to Main Street where we cheered our very own rock star in the making, B, as he belted out a number and brought the house down. This is also when we started to realize that our fame had followed us from The Front Porch. "Hi, Countess...saw you at The Front Porch" was the greeting of the night. The boys were amused and I was having so much fun with it all.

We ended the night at the dancing hot spot, Inside/Out and danced until the wee hours.

The next day we started out around noon (we all needed our beauty sleep!) and took the trolley around town and down to the beach. There was a brief discussion of looking into some of the antique shops when we suddenly found ourselves in front of The Front Porch. "Anyone feel like a drink?" asked Brian. We all turned as one and walked into the first floor bar.

DungeonMaster Tim was our bartender and his name alone will tell you that we were on another adventure! In addition to serving up a mean cocktail, The DungeonMaster educated us on the finer points of paddle spanking among other bits of information! And, of course, some of the other customers came over to say "Hi, Countess....saw you at The Front Porch last night."
Countess Bedelia 8/15/2006 08:26:00 PM

6 Comments:

Anonymnity dear Countess. Anonymnity. As Mrs. A. would readily point out, anarchists, peasants, and assassins are everywhere...

Still it is nice for a girl to be noticed(!)

Sounds like a mahvelis time!
Chris, duBarry does not know the meaning of anonymous. She even told everyone on the trolley ride! Of course, Mrs. Astor sent her as a spy, I am sure.
Thank you for showing Mark a great time. He arrived back in Miami looking great and relaxed. We immediately went to Buck 15 for the birthday party. He told of some of his escapdes, but is saving the rest (with pictures) for Saturday at the Palace. You are truly a great hostess!
Larmot....You can only be the wonderful Luis. I believe we raised a glass or two to toast your fabulousness. (Don't believe anything Mark says about me..LOL!)
Court intrigue! Alors, du Barry was much more than a courtesan, beware of poison rings and such.

You are undoubtedly correct, Mrs A. has agents everywhere! A brilliant court, such as yours, understandably draws attention.
La Pimpernel-The Countess Astor has always been jealous of the Northern Court. You cannot believe the machiavelian plots she has unjustly accused me of.

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