The Countess' Palace Hotel has been booked by Mark, one of the original members of Mrs. Astor's 7th Calvary and a member of The Tinkerbelle Brigade. The Red Carpet has been rolled out in anticipation of the arrival of such an auspicious guest. The Grand Hall has been decked out, the maids are sweeping and dusting as we post, the refrigerator has been stocked with Ben & Jerry's Black & Tan, and the staff is on notice to give their very best service.

A grand soiree is planned for his arrival. Noted guests will include Mr. Brian and Rick, of Bandit Talks. The local press has been notified and the Witches of Salem are waiting to welcome him. The Countess, herself, has commissioned a designer frock to wear to the Grand Ball welcoming Mark to the North Shore of Boston.

Stay tuned for updated reports.

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