Thursday, September 13, 2007

Ass Thursday

My blogger pal, Hoss, The Old Horsetail Snake, has a thing about butt cracks displayed in public and I thought I would post this for him so that he can pass on this handy hint to any butt crack offenders that he meets.


Credit for this Duct Tape ad goes to the Countess du Barry’s sister who shall remain nameless in the interest of family harmony.


Hoss recently posted this picture and challenged his readers to find a better caption than the one he gave it....."Moon River". I think that says it all.




Now for the most perfect ass to ever grace the television screen....


















Did you know that there is a blog called HorseAss.Org? Go there to read all about the asses who are running our country.


And here's a horse's ass who just doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut; especially when he's talking about kicking ass....


And finally, a joke to end this post:

Bush Country


A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Bush country!" "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"

'Th-uh-th-uh-That's all folks!!"

Countess Bedelia 9/13/2007 07:08:00 PM

2 Comments:

Wonderful stuff, Countess. In return, I will steal the horse joke. Thanks.
Glad you enjoyed the post, Hoss.

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