That Grande Dame of the Blues, Roxy Blue, will be debuting her new show tonight. It will be Standing Room Only at Rumpy's Tavern when Roxy belts out her new song list. The Countess is sad that she can't be there tonight as she and Roxy go back many years....back to Roxy's days as a Supreme.



Roxy was very successful with her other Supreme Girls but one of them refused to shave and the act was cancelled.





Next she performed at Moulin Rouge where, once again, she received standing ovations after every performance.





Too bad that around that time she met a man who loved her, left her, and done her wrong. He left her with all his gambing debts. Roxy tried to make the best of it and pay those debts honestly.



She took a job as a nurse to a sweet old man but that didn't work out when she kept trying to give him a "happy ending".






Next she hit the skids and became "Senorita Rita, the Puta". Poor Roxy! Trying to make it on the streets. Oh, the shame of it all!




Finally she called her twin sister, Foxy Green. Foxy was married to a Prince at the time and brought Roxy back into High Society. Here they are at the Grand Victor Ball.






Foxy always knew how to make the right choices and marry the right men. Foxy was sure that she could arrange something for Roxy. However Roxy had other ideas and right away started making out with a Naked Cowboy.






Then she performed a citizen's arrest on this obvious felon and hauled him off to her hotel room for a demonstration of exactly what the Department of Erections did.






Poor Foxy. She was ruined in society by Roxy's antics! For shame! But Roxy has a Heart of Gold and was determined to get her reputation back and her career. She started out at Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs and her beautiful voice captured everyone who heard her.





Word got around and soon she was playing nightclubs around the country.



And that is the story of Roxy Blue, Grande Dame of the Blues, and how she got to finally play at Rumpy's Tavern.....the one place every singer aspires too.





The Countess will raise a glass of Glenlivet tonight in your honor......until we can clink glasses together again.





Break a leg, Roxy Blue!

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