Sunday, February 21, 2010
Preparing for South Beach...
My dear friend, The Mrs. Astor, has been busy arranging receptions for my pending arrival on South Beach. She has regular meetings with her court to be sure they have their weapons polished.
Unfortunately this year Officer Brian, my Chief of Security, has been called away on important state business and will not be able to offer his protection as he has in years past....
We shall have to call in the reserves, Baron Bob and Count Terry....
There will be parties every day and night. Needless to say, The Countess does not stand on ceremony.....
There will be dancing in the streets with drag queens....
And there will always be the hottest bartenders to serve my Glenlivet....
The jewels have come out of the vault and the designer gowns have been delivered. Just another week and The Countess will make her Royal appearance!!
But first, a State Visit to New York City is pending. Oh my, it's hard work being a Countess :)
Unfortunately this year Officer Brian, my Chief of Security, has been called away on important state business and will not be able to offer his protection as he has in years past....
We shall have to call in the reserves, Baron Bob and Count Terry....
There will be parties every day and night. Needless to say, The Countess does not stand on ceremony.....
There will be dancing in the streets with drag queens....
And there will always be the hottest bartenders to serve my Glenlivet....
The jewels have come out of the vault and the designer gowns have been delivered. Just another week and The Countess will make her Royal appearance!!
But first, a State Visit to New York City is pending. Oh my, it's hard work being a Countess :)
Countess Bedelia 2/21/2010 09:26:00 AM
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The Court and The City awaits your magnificencent arrival.
